Tig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow guinea pig.

Tig created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help rats in need.