Hingargut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, annoying dog.

Hingargut created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hingargut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hingargut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hingargut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hingargut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven aardvarks approach from the north.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Hingargut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never pour water over plants.