Mumfemcat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, vain goblin.

Mumfemcat created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumfemcat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mumfemcat, she will try to impress you with trees.

Mumfemcat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Mumfemcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.