Genxencad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, capable cobra.

Genxencad created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Genxencad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Genxencad, he will remove you from existence.

Genxencad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Genxencad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Never paint your feet purple.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about cell theory.