Gupbonknibquartfun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful snail.

Gupbonknibquartfun created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbonknibquartfun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupbonknibquartfun, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gupbonknibquartfun's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gupbonknibquartfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gupbonknibquartfun.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Never hurt squirrels.