Tamwigbad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak weasel.

Tamwigbad created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Tamwigbad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tamwigbad, he will laugh at you.

Tamwigbad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tamwigbad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Worship no other gods but Tamwigbad.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never eat green fruit.