Arptikbutyart is a god.

It takes the form of a small, compassionate rhinoceros.

Arptikbutyart created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arptikbutyart, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Arptikbutyart, it will destroy your home solar system.

Arptikbutyart's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Arptikbutyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never run in the presence of dogs.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.