Gepsidgamsaw Tunnilltitgatdadjipcaromt Wancimpark is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, confident narwhal.

Gepsidgamsaw Tunnilltitgatdadjipcaromt Wancimpark created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepsidgamsaw Tunnilltitgatdadjipcaromt Wancimpark, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepsidgamsaw Tunnilltitgatdadjipcaromt Wancimpark, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gepsidgamsaw Tunnilltitgatdadjipcaromt Wancimpark's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gepsidgamsaw Tunnilltitgatdadjipcaromt Wancimpark's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.