Bathinfod is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, annoying zebra.

Bathinfod created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bathinfod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bathinfod, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bathinfod's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bathinfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.