Mutrawpad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise hedgehog.

Mutrawpad created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutrawpad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mutrawpad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Mutrawpad's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mutrawpad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide from blue goats for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear mauve stockings.