Barnrakgil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, conceited jaguar.

Barnrakgil created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnrakgil, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Barnrakgil, he will turn you into a frog.

Barnrakgil's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Barnrakgil's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Barnrakgil.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Never jump in the presence of seals.

4. Worship no other gods but Barnrakgil.

5. You must love Barnrakgil.