Betfobwik is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish crocodile.

Betfobwik created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Betfobwik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Betfobwik, it will make you grow a tail.

Betfobwik's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Betfobwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shave your neck.