Jintadnat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, smart camel.

Jintadnat created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jintadnat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jintadnat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jintadnat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jintadnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Never feed garlic to sharks while wearing yellow boots.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the north.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.