Xuckvonkgep is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, sage
lobster.
Xuckvonkgep created matter four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xuckvonkgep, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Xuckvonkgep, he will turn you into a dog.
Xuckvonkgep's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Xuckvonkgep's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Xuckvonkgep on top of all buildings.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never eat lemons.
4. Xuckvonkgep must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Always take life seriously.