Hivmipcud is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart rat.

Hivmipcud created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivmipcud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hivmipcud, he will turn you into a tree.

Hivmipcud's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Hivmipcud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine ants approach from the west.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Never hurt snakes.