Flamwabqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, strong naga.

Flamwabqueeg created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamwabqueeg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flamwabqueeg, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flamwabqueeg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Flamwabqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Flamwabqueeg loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.