Tadtapkom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, stupid rat.

Tadtapkom created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadtapkom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tadtapkom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tadtapkom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tadtapkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never paint your neck orange.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tadtapkom.

5. Retreat if seven mites approach from the east.