Ladkadren is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy rat.

Ladkadren created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladkadren, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ladkadren, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ladkadren's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ladkadren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Do not covet oxen.