Vanmabcab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, effective cow.

Vanmabcab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Vanmabcab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vanmabcab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vanmabcab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vanmabcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Erect four copper sculptures of Vanmabcab on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.