Canvagnad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy duck.

Canvagnad created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canvagnad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Canvagnad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Canvagnad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Canvagnad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never bounce in the presence of moths.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat green fruit.