Canvagnad is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, happy
duck.
Canvagnad created the cosmos five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Canvagnad, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Canvagnad, it will send minions to preach to you.
Canvagnad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Canvagnad's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never bounce in the presence of moths.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Never eat green fruit.