Kingenwit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish faun.

Kingenwit created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kingenwit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kingenwit, he will come to you in dreams.

Kingenwit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Kingenwit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kingenwit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Respect your elders.