Kingenwit is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish
faun.
Kingenwit created a down quark six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kingenwit, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Kingenwit, he will come to you in dreams.
Kingenwit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Kingenwit's Holy Commandments1. You must love Kingenwit.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not dye your hair indigo.
4. Never go into gray rooms.
5. Respect your elders.