Vegbopflig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident pigeon.

Vegbopflig created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vegbopflig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vegbopflig, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vegbopflig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Vegbopflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near seals.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.