Fenkopnar is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unfair donkey.

Fenkopnar created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenkopnar, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fenkopnar, he will come to you in dreams.

Fenkopnar's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fenkopnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.