Rilbafbat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, confident guinea pig.

Rilbafbat created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbafbat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rilbafbat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rilbafbat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rilbafbat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must pray to Rilbafbat six times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.