Milbithabbigtaf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable fox.

Milbithabbigtaf created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Milbithabbigtaf, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Milbithabbigtaf, it will destroy your home solar system.

Milbithabbigtaf's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Milbithabbigtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five ants approach from the east.

2. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the north.

3. Never skip in the presence of moths.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never eat green fruit.