Cityattnak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain gnu.

Cityattnak created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cityattnak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cityattnak, it will come to you in dreams.

Cityattnak's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cityattnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.