Volarfrul is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident
swan.
Volarfrul created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Volarfrul, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Volarfrul, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Volarfrul's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Volarfrul's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the south.
2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.
3. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Never run in the presence of squirrels.
5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.