Litnutfab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful naga.

Litnutfab created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litnutfab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Litnutfab, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Litnutfab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Litnutfab's Holy Commandments

1. Litnutfab loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Retreat if six doves approach from the south.

5. Run away from turquoise badgers, for they are unholy.
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