Weggesszim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered dog.

Weggesszim created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weggesszim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Weggesszim, she will be very sad.

Weggesszim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Weggesszim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never run near monkeys.

4. Weggesszim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect your elders.