Flatwadgub is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic fly.

Flatwadgub created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatwadgub, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flatwadgub, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flatwadgub's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Flatwadgub's Holy Commandments

1. Flatwadgub loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Run away from gray porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never look at planets.