Yarthamyog Cetnulljabbun
is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable
hummingbird
.
Yarthamyog Cetnulljabbun
created humanity three million years ago.
If you believe in
Yarthamyog Cetnulljabbun
, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Yarthamyog Cetnulljabbun
, she will have a low opinion of you.
Yarthamyog Cetnulljabbun's
most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Yarthamyog Cetnulljabbun's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Never wear indigo corsets.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Do not listen to music.
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