Negdidfabfashub is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, awesome
grasshopper.
Negdidfabfashub created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Negdidfabfashub, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Negdidfabfashub, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Negdidfabfashub's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Negdidfabfashub's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.
4. Hide if five cats approach from the west.
5. Do not covet oxen.