Negdidfabfashub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awesome grasshopper.

Negdidfabfashub created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Negdidfabfashub, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negdidfabfashub, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Negdidfabfashub's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Negdidfabfashub's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Hide if five cats approach from the west.

5. Do not covet oxen.