Davhatvad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain seal.

Davhatvad created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davhatvad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Davhatvad, he will think nothing of it.

Davhatvad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Davhatvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Davhatvad.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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