Vabcantail is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident bat.

Vabcantail created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabcantail, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vabcantail, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vabcantail's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vabcantail's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Respect your elders.