Pibsadlid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing dolphin.

Pibsadlid created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibsadlid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pibsadlid, he will not care.

Pibsadlid's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Pibsadlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near birds.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pibsadlid.

5. Do not covet oxen.