Godlarnstrag is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent
whale.
Godlarnstrag created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.
If you believe in
Godlarnstrag, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Godlarnstrag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Godlarnstrag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Godlarnstrag's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Do not wear pink clothing.
5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.