Fodpasdit is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying
raccoon.
Fodpasdit created matter six million years ago.
If you believe in
Fodpasdit, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Fodpasdit, he will turn you into a duck.
Fodpasdit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Fodpasdit's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. You must pray to Fodpasdit three times a day.