Begragfun is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, fussy rat.

Begragfun created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Begragfun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Begragfun, she will turn you into a plant.

Begragfun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Begragfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Begragfun on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.