Stipbafstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying turtle.

Stipbafstrag created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stipbafstrag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stipbafstrag, it will jump up and down on your head.

Stipbafstrag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stipbafstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.