Sandflowsan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust rat.

Sandflowsan created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sandflowsan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sandflowsan, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sandflowsan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sandflowsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.