Cepbeggil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair parrot.

Cepbeggil created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepbeggil, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cepbeggil, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cepbeggil's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cepbeggil's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Cepbeggil must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide if seven foxes approach from the north.