Sogdob Fudcumbif is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane mink.

Sogdob Fudcumbif created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogdob Fudcumbif, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sogdob Fudcumbif, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sogdob Fudcumbif's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sogdob Fudcumbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Never paint your legs pink.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.