Yarlbugnut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak dragon.

Yarlbugnut created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbugnut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yarlbugnut, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yarlbugnut's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yarlbugnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide if six horses approach from the east.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about amino acids.