Karmatdanvogbegjanjarn
is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical
donkey
.
Karmatdanvogbegjanjarn
created the Sun seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Karmatdanvogbegjanjarn
, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Karmatdanvogbegjanjarn
, it will strike you with lightening.
Karmatdanvogbegjanjarn's
most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Karmatdanvogbegjanjarn's Holy Commandments
1. Feed all hungry rats.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
5. Never hurt ants.
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