Karmatdanvogbegjanjarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical donkey.

Karmatdanvogbegjanjarn created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karmatdanvogbegjanjarn, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Karmatdanvogbegjanjarn, it will strike you with lightening.

Karmatdanvogbegjanjarn's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Karmatdanvogbegjanjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never hurt ants.