Matgarnat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty pig.

Matgarnat created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Matgarnat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Matgarnat, she will cry a lot.

Matgarnat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Matgarnat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Matgarnat.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Matgarnat.