Matgarnat is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, almighty
pig.
Matgarnat created the planet Mars four years ago.
If you believe in
Matgarnat, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Matgarnat, she will cry a lot.
Matgarnat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Matgarnat's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Matgarnat.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Matgarnat.