Pakget is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, stupid fox.

Pakget created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakget, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pakget, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Pakget's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Pakget's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always stare at clouds.