Lenafhun is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-powerful centipede.

Lenafhun created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Lenafhun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lenafhun, he will not care at all.

Lenafhun's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Lenafhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.