Fobvidfar is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented faun.

Fobvidfar created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobvidfar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fobvidfar, he will not care.

Fobvidfar's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fobvidfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of sheep.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Do not take Fobvidfar's name in vain.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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