Konjapcub is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, slow centipede.

Konjapcub created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konjapcub, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Konjapcub, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Konjapcub's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Konjapcub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Worship no other gods but Konjapcub.

3. Run away from pink cats, for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Konjapcub.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
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