Hinxucbumsinjarnlarnfet
is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, thoughtless
chicken
.
Hinxucbumsinjarnlarnfet
created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hinxucbumsinjarnlarnfet
, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Hinxucbumsinjarnlarnfet
, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Hinxucbumsinjarnlarnfet's
most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Hinxucbumsinjarnlarnfet's Holy Commandments
1. Do not speak about rice.
2. Never paint your legs cyan.
3. Never wear violet rings.
4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Do not cook food in pots.
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